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Twenty-Seven Years of Zen Destroyed My Life

zen1.gifThere’s lots of Zen this and Zen that traversing the blog-o- and book-o-spheres these days, but few offerings have delighted us like Ken Korczak’s piece, a submission to Soul Shelter’s First-Person Essay Award.

Twenty-Seven Years of Zen Destroyed My Life

So I have been practicing Zen meditation every day for 27 years, and it has destroyed my life. Now, when I say, “destroyed my life,” that is not a bad thing, nor a good thing. You see, after 27 years of Zen, for something to be “good” or “bad” becomes a very problematic concept. Things like “good” or “bad” lose their meaning. Even the word “meaning” loses its meaning. So you can already understand why Zen has destroyed my life, even though it never happened. Zen did not destroy my life because my life was the way it was even before 27 years of Zen, except I didn’t know it.

It’s like what Zen master Shunryu Suzuki suggests in his book Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind. He says everyone is enlightened all the time, exceptzen_mind_beginner_mind-jpg.jpg they don’t know it. Now I realize that he was right. In other words, you don’t need 27 years of Zen to destroy your life because it has already happened to all of you. Suzuki also says that before you achieve Zen Enlightenment, you think it is something special, but after you achieve it, you realize that it is nothing special. He was dead right about that, too.

One of the problems, however, is when you have this realization it destroys your life, even though that’s not a problem because it never happened in the first place. In the end, nothing happens. There even isn’t an “in the end.” The fact that there could be “an end” to something is rendered ridiculous after 27 years of Zen, believe me.

I drive my wife crazy because I talk like this all the time, which is just one of the reasons why I say Zen has destroyed my life. For example, my wife might mention something Oprah Winfrey said on TV about how important it is for couples to communicate, and I say, “Oh that Oprah Winfrey is such a phony and a witless blockhead!” My wife retorts that Oprah makes some good points. Then I say the concept of “good” has no basic meaning. Oprah blabs on TV because it makes people give her money, that’s all. My wife can’t understand what I’m talking about. It’s a problem, yet my wife puts up with me, so it ends up not being a problem. This makes sense since there was no problem to begin with. You start realizing things like this after 27 years of Zen.

I once wrote a column on popular Web site. The article suggested that people should stop worrying about things simply because none of us have anything to worry about because of the obvious fact that none of us exist. The article spread like a virus across the Internet. In a short time, more than 1,000 posted responses suggesting that I was insane. Some people were insulted by my suggestion that they don’t exist, some called it a “whacked theory” and “mental masturbation” and a lot worse. I even got threatening e-mails.

three_stones.gifLet me tell you, if you want to get people really upset, just suggest to them that they are not real, but only think they are real. Believe me, they will get extremely irritated with you. But why? It’s because people are heavily invested in the idea that they have an existence-a real, solid existence. They want that. Even if their lives are miserable, boring and bland, they will feel threatened if you suggest that their miserable lives are not real. What’s interesting is that if people are happy and leading exciting, adventurous lives, they will be less threatened by the idea that their lives are bogus illusions. They won’t care as much. They’re happy anyway, so why should they mind if anything is real or not? Still, even some happy people will get upset if you tell them they don’t exist. Suddenly they are less happy because they are afraid of the idea that they are unreal. They want their happy existence to be real.

Yet, the concept that some people are happy and some are unhappy is facile because these values or nuances have no basic meaning once you start thinking about them. After 27 years of Zen, to say “I am happy” or “I am sad” are empty statements that only diverts one-and the diversion is not even really a diversion because there is nothing to be diverted from. Get it?

You might wonder how all of this started for me. Well, when I was in college working on a degree in journalism, I took an elective class from thewheat_field_path.gif philosophy department. It was a one-credit class called “Zen Meditation.” It was 90 minutes once a week. What we did was, come to class, sit on a pillow, and stare at a blank white wall. All we did was stare at the wall and concentrate on our breathing. If we had “thoughts” we were instructed to ignore them, and not be bothered by them. After about 25 minutes of staring at the wall, we got up and did a walking meditation, which took about 15 minutes. Then we sat down and stared at the wall for another 25 minutes. After that, the instructor rang a bell, meaning we were supposed to stop. We were supposed to stop doing nothing, and start doing something again. That part is weird. Then he led a discussion about Zen, and we were to read Suzuki’s book, Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind.

One of the hilarious things about the class was that there were two fundamentalist Christian Bible believers attending. They did what they had to do to earn their single, measly college credit, including the meditation, but then in the discussion portion, they heaped scorn upon the whole thing and kept saying things like, “This is all so ridiculous! Why can’t people just read the Bible and find out what Jesus wants for us, follow His advice, and then lead a good, moral life?” And they would also say things like, “We’d all be better off giving our lives to Jesus and not wasting our time staring at a blank wall!” For some reason, these comments caused everyone to laugh, even if they agreed with the Christians.

mt_fuji_120.jpgYet, everybody hated the class, and not just the Christians. Only eight of the original 20 of us finished the class. I have to give the two Christians credit-they finished the class, but never gave up their loathing of it, and they never stopped urging people to “go with Jesus.” Anyway, staring at a blank wall is extremely difficult. It drives people crazy. Nobody wants to do it, or enjoys it, even if it means one college credit toward a diploma. What’s weird is that I not only finished the class, but for some reason, I continued to meditate at least once a day, and I have done so for the past 27 years.

A lot of people point out to me that I am obviously a political liberal. They think that this is a contradiction because after 27 years of Zen, I really shouldn’t be a liberal or a conservative, and that I should be neither, but this issue is just a big red herring. Whether someone is a liberal or a conservative is not the point. The point is to see that one is either a Liberal or a Conservative. If you’re a liberal, then be a liberal, if you’re a conservative, then be a conservative. You just see it for what it is. Get it?zen1.gif

I have a friend named Mike who is a brilliant computer scientist. He’s from North Dakota. When Mike figures complex math equations, he does them so fast it looks like he’s writing a letter. Mike thinks I am nutty, and, in his words, “a flake.” Mike is your classic skeptic and atheist. He is a materialistic guy. He doesn’t even believe in psychology unless it is behavioral psychology. Everything is about basic cause and effect to him. All the rest is speculation. So, anyway, I asked him that if he thinks I am such “a flake” why does he waste his time hanging out with me” And Mike said, “Well, you’re a flake, but you know you’re a flake. That’s different from being a flake.” I thought, “Wow! Mike’s life has been destroyed by Zen and the lucky SOB didn’t even have to stare at a wall once a day for 27 years!” But then, neither did I!

three_stones1.gifIt’s the same for you readers. Like my life, your life has been destroyed by Zen. Some of you know it, some of you don’t. But it doesn’t matter whether you know it not because the situation remains the same. It took 27 years for Zen to destroy my life, but it wasn’t wasted time. It wasn’t anything. It would have happened anyway. But, ultimately, nothing happened. Nothing HAD to happen, so nothing DID happen. Get it?

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17 Comments to Twenty-Seven Years of Zen Destroyed My Life

On Jul 3, 2008, catherine commented:

gotta just accept it….i’m laughing and acknowledging the momentary humor…moving on…

On Jul 5, 2008, Joan commented:

Oh my God this was such a good article!!! I adopted the same outlook on life recently after reading “Conversations With God” series by Neale Donald Walsch. Your author is latching onto something that is HUGE. In fact, there’s a lot more to it that could be said, but he made excellent points. For instance, the point I have to make here is that instead of seeking validation outside of oneself, which has been a struggle for me for ages, BECOME THE SOURCE OF WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT TO FULFILL. As an author who has come up with myriad ideas, I have always looked to others who are considered experts in order to substantiate my non-fiction assertions. Well, this new way of looking at life, I.e. BECOMING THE SOURCE, allows one the opportunity to have others experience themselves through YOU instead of the other way around. It completely changed my life, though the process has taken awhile. I realized that I know a lot more than I think – and this goes for everyone. Sounds nuts? Read the book, if you haven’t already, particularly Communion With God, where this point is made and you may have to re-read it to let it sink in. I promise you, if you have struggled like me with validation, you won’t too much longer.

On Jul 5, 2008, Sara commented:

I loved this. Wonderfully cyclical. And to be honest, I’m kind of thrilled at the idea of not really existing. There’s a hell of a lot of freedom in not being real.

On Jul 6, 2008, John commented:

I’m sorry I can’t comment right now as I am busy concentrating on not existing. Therefore any comments I make would cease to exist once I get this right.

On Jul 15, 2008, LadyKenai commented:

Well in reality, I think we are all just memories, well when we leave our skin and bones vehicle to go on the next journey :)

On Jul 21, 2008, matthew bennett commented:

I know what you’re saying! I made the mistake of studying zen at the tender age of 20, after reading a book called Zen to Go. Once you try to live under zen ideology, everything gets stripped away to nothing. Material possessions are not worth perusing, personal gain/growth is viewed as pointless, even the diet can be striped to bare essentials.

I found that I wasn’t any happier once these things were stripped away. That you need SOMETHING in life to get excited about. Zen equates humans to being no different than a rock or the river, but humans are different. We can visualize the unknown, and work towards an end.

My zen “studies” have allowed me to view others troubles in a new light, as well as reframe my own troubles. It’s very clear to me when others get angry at a situation, but take it out on themselves or others. Zen has a great sense of humor, and it’s laughing at all of us right now. Zen takes a while to fully get your head (or more likely, your upbringing) wrapped around it. But I find zen ways of thinking useful, if nothing else to ignore that which you cannot control.

That’s my review in three paragraphs. : ) Thanks for the great post!

On Nov 6, 2009, Fernando commented:

So-sew, speaking english to my mute and dumb ESL self.
Knowing, without self distraction.
May the gods smile upon me
May I keep my sanity
May I keep natha

On Nov 7, 2009, Agni Parbon commented:

I found it less interesting than I expected. This was someone-else’s-cup-of-tea.

On Nov 25, 2009, T T commented:

Camus. The Stranger. This is a book the author should read, and a writer the author could do well to understand.

On Aug 6, 2010, Luke Buhagiar commented:

It doesn’t matter that it doesn’t matter.

On Dec 25, 2010, Brandon fuson commented:

I liked this article enough to link it in my blog. Well done

On Oct 23, 2011, You commented:

Let even the dust crush you. 27 years and not humble

On Oct 23, 2011, John commented:

Please Go read what reddit says about your article. r/buddhism. Humility sir- humility.

On Aug 10, 2012, Adam commented:

First pointless, then useless, then valueless, the smug Zenner Than Thou article devours its own tail and disappears

On Aug 12, 2012, gaz commented:

Oprah is Oprah. A Christian is a Christian. Your words are words.

Why do I bother?

I am me.

On Sep 6, 2012, Doug Rosbury commented:

NO ONE EVER SAID THAT YOU HAD TO HAVE ANY THING TO DO WITH ZEN OR ANY THING ELSE. ZEN IS A CONCEPT. AS WITH ANYTHING ELSE IT ONLY
HAS MEANING WHEN YOU GIVE IT MEANING.AS WITH ALL OTHER CONCEPTS,
YOU ONLY HAVE TO LEAVE IT ALONE. IT ‘S THE SAME WITH PEOPLE. LEAVE THEM ALONE AND THEY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. WE ONLY CREATE TROUBLE IF AND WHEN WE INTERFERE WITH THEM. THE PROBLEM OF
FEELING LONELY ARISES BECAUSE WE DON’T LIKE OUR OWN COMPANY.
ZEN OR OTHER PEOPLE CANNOT SOLVE THAT PROBLEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTHATTEMPS TO ESPAPE FROM OURSELVES. THE SOLUTION IS TO LEARN
TO ACCEPT OURSELVES AND TO BE SATISFIED.

On Sep 8, 2012, editec commented:

Schrödinger’s cat is either reading this article and laughing, or isn’t reading it and not laughing.

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